How was your weekend?
I don’t know about the rest of you, but my weekend was just a little rough. Here is a rundown:
Friday night: Nearly decapitated by homemade rice crispy treat that The Wife threw at me while I was lying on the couch watching TV. Thought I was hit by a brick. After my vision cleared, I found the CMD (Confection of Mass Destruction) and ate it anyway. Don?t remember much after that.
Saturday: The Wife and I did some yard work in preparation for getting a fence put in. We started too late so ended up nearly getting heat stroke and quit after a while. Slept all afternoon after that.
I was later awoken by the dog plopping down in-between us and ending up head butting me in nearly the same spot I was assaulted by the rice crispy treat. I can no longer play the violin now, so I had to cancel my European tour.
Later that night, we grilled some steaks and had a great dinner. My massive overeating came back to haunt me and I then spent next several hours paying for it in the bathroom. When I finally hobbled into bed, The Wife preceded to poke me in the eye while trying to give me a kiss goodnight. This was unfortunate, as I my vision was just beginning to clear.
Sunday: I had to get up a little early to do some work over VPN. Finally got done after a couple of hours, and tried to recover from my wounds and watch the NASCAR race that afternoon. Later on we grilled some hamburgers, and I made it through unscathed until bedtime. About 12am weather radio came on and warned us of the impending weather with tornado warnings. Couple of hours later, the heavens broke open and assaulted us with one hell of a storm. This distresses our dog greatly, and we spent the next several hours trying to keep the dog calmed down. All-in-all probably got about 1 hour of sleep spread out among the next eight hours.
Other than that, I had a pretty good weekend.
How was yours?
